What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!