What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.