What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !