What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!