What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!