Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!