Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.