What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!