What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!