What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.