Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

Who drives it?

The officer.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people