Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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To get a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.