What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.