What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr