What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.