What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.