What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.