What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.