What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls