What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified