Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.