Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.