Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks