Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian