Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is