How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.