How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...