Kids say the darnedest things.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
I don't remember
because he can't lace them.