Their victims never see them coming.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
Netflix and pill
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
Zzzzip)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
You're fine how am I "
Take me to your Liederkranz.
Piece of cake.
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
Wait until he's finished.
The aftermath
That he needed to address the situation
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
It was all broused up!
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.