Their victims never see them coming.
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Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
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Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
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Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
How're you gettin' on
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Because they were neckromancers
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Both stream instantly.
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.