Their victims never see them coming.
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Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
Netflix and pill
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Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
Zzzzip)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
He had too much to drink before he went swimming!
Chardon-neigh
An autobiography.
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
My record is 21 years.
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So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
A rashtag.
Dating children.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Friend: "Motivational."
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
