How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.