Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A toy-
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."
He's a web developer.
Because they die at the last second.
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Outtagascar
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Non Prophet Organizations
tamagotchi