Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.