How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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