Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!