Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!