How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!