How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !