How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!