What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!