What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew