What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...