Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer