Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.