Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
It's finger licking good.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because they're practicing to be men.
Not being retarded
It was a Thai.
They Turnip
because celery stalks
ad homonym
A "moderator", apparently.
A: Practice.
Dingos with straws....!!