Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision