What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.