Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Micheal Bay Jokes More Micheal Bay Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Stepladder Jokes More Stepladder Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!