What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.