What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.