What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.