Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.