Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.