Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.