Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
You know you want it, Honey"
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Tell them its almost over
because they can't protect their towers
Because they're missing two towers
Chessturbation.
Because he's dead.
We don't know, they've never tried it.
They can't defend towers.
