What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.