What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus