What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates