What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.