You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Fart
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
It couldn't get a date.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
Because the lime was engaged.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.