What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.