What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.