What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.