How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.