How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.