How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.