How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

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A cripple.

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.