How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What do you call a lost crayon?

a Strayola

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.