What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.