What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."