What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Previous Random Joke Next

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Favor Jokes More Favor Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!