Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Small Government Jokes More Small Government Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Squid Pro Quo Jokes More Squid Pro Quo Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.