Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Squid Pro Quo Jokes More Squid Pro Quo Jokes

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

Small Government Jokes More Small Government Jokes

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Uterus Jokes More Uterus Jokes

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on