What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.