What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.