What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.