What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.