What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.