What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Previous Random Joke Next
Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.