What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.