How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*