Slow down and grab some lube!!
Slow down and apply lube
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Slow Natives
Slow down and use some lube
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
