What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.