What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!