Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.