What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi