What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast